lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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zerostumbleine33:

connorfranta:

New Video: Slap Me In The Face

Reblog if you enjoy it! Thanks all :)

ifollowbadblogs:

imheretowye:

At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

ifollowbadblogs:

imheretowye:

At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

When your mom throws a fucking piece of Tupperware at your head ❤

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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windicuffs:

fujibutts:

bRINGING THIS BACK

IM SO HIGH ANBD THIS IS SO FUNNY IM LAUGHOGN SO HARD HELP

windicuffs:

fujibutts:

bRINGING THIS BACK

IM SO HIGH ANBD THIS IS SO FUNNY IM LAUGHOGN SO HARD HELP

Babysitting game ideas? ASAP

i-thegreatesttimelord:

zebraflakesforbreakfast:

Why does it have to rain today?? :( I wanted to go to the bumper boats with the kid I’m babysitting. I don’t know what to do instead. He is playing video games right now but I want to do something constructive with him today. So far this week we’ve gone to the park,…

What you could do is get a bunch of recyclables and tell them to make something out of it. My mom used to do it with me.

They don’t recycle but that is a great idea I’ll do it with my other clients!

OKAY THE FREAKIN KID MADE ME PPAY MIBECRAFT FOR THREE HOURS AND I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE WORST HEADACHE EVER HE WANTED ME TO BUILD HIM A MOVIE THEATER SO I DID AND IT IS PRETTY FREAKIN AWESOME BUT I MEAN THREEEE HOURSS UGH

AND I DONT HAVE TO BABYSIT TOMORROW OR FRIDAY WHICH IS SAD CAUSE THE KID IS AMAZING BUT GOOD BECAUSE I CAN SLEEP IN TOMORROW PAST 7AM